But it's a well known fact that Thomas Sangster stopped ageing at around 12 so does it really count?

I don't know why but I kept pulling my finger away even though I knew it wasn't hurting him, no matter how many times I did it.

Of course I would shoot them, I would shoot anyone for money as long as I knew that it wouldn't kill them and that they would be better in the end.

I remember that one!

I had the same sort of answer when I was little:
*grandad* so, when will you be four?
*me* when I'm finished being three.

I used that website in my IT classes!

Oh my goodness that author's father was my English teacher in yr 8

That iPod one had me in bits!

I burst into tears too!

This is... this is amazing!

Honestly I like this post for the pictures in the background... my favourite storybook as a child :)

You know you could've just gone with a koala, or a possum or a bandicoot or a quoll or a bettong or a wallaby...
There is much lower percentage of people with phobias of those.
Just saying.

I wonder what bra size he wears...

I don't understand... is it different in other countries? 'Cos in Australia, schools are actually helping people become their own person, not turn us all into perfect copies of an ideal citizen. I see a lot of stuff about this, about fighting against the teachers and going against the rules that apparently hold us down, but I don't see the problem... explain?

If you search it now, it comes up with all these memes and a reddit link, then the actual result shown here

"Why anyone would want to be an orphan I would never know..."
If you know what I'm quoting, be my friend.

Sophie couldn't get over the smell of the place.
Obviously my love life is doing well.

My french teacher walked out of class the other day... trust me it's not as fun as you think.

But I can still chuck my jury duty notice down there, right?

Or Vyvyan from "the young ones"

"... to be repeated one hundred and twenty times, three times a week, for thirty months..."
- Brave New World

Can someone please put me in a giant box full of mirrors?!