We would jokingly call them Messy Jessie sometimes

Just torpedo the sign. Problem solved.

Why is this hidden?

Give it time, the drinking age will be increased to 25. Mark my words!

Yes. I usually sign off from games and chats saying "ttfn". There will be a time when I say it that will actually be the last time.

The only thing this proves is never trust your friends!

Judy's eyes are so large they must take up about 75% of her head on the inside.

Can I come over for breakfast, please?

Target is no stinking better than Wal-Mart. Same idiots shop at both places.

Can this meme die please?

R.I.P. original content and ideas.

appreciate it you little cunts

Ice Cream Parlors? Damn dairy queen ruining the fabric of society!

There's people out there, I should stay at home!

Pineapple, on pizza, is better when it is very small pieces and not the huge chunks some places use.

I love that moment when he turns around, looks and probably thinks: "Are you my friend? No, Are you a cop? No, Are you bigger then me? No, Could I pick you up and throw you off the bridge? Yes!" and over he goes!

Don't worry, just stay on your side of the Atlantic ocean and everything should be just fine.

Disney also ask people, that visit their parks and look like Santa Clause, to leave immediately.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/christmas-in-july-santa-look-alike-asked-to-leave-disney-world
They also forced a day care center to remove likeness of their beloved characters from the interior walls.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/daycare-center-murals/
Mickey Mouse is evil!

I used to deliver pizza all the time and the poorer a person was the better they would usually tip. Which explains why churches never tipper me, the cheap gits.

Accurate minus the screaming and the shouting.

Sneaky Snake!