Can attest to that. I have had the worst day I can remember and I’m constantly on the verge of tears. 2020 started off so well for me—I guess I jinxed it?

Mike was a better father to Jesse than his bio dad ever was.

It makes me sad that my childhood dreams like this will never come true because it’s just not plausible in today’s world. But I also lived past infancy so that’s pretty cool, I guess.

I thought this was the Piper Perri meme for a second. I see the title agrees with me

This hurt me

The sacred texts!

10/10 would still smash

Did you know that your pupil is technically a muscle, and since your pupils dilate whenever you see someone you have romantic feelings for, you are flexing your muscles for your crush whenever you lay eyes on them. Cool.

I always thought it was Andy, not Toby. Andy was just a little too unhinged. Here's a reddit post with assloads of rather convincing evidence: https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/5mvak0/andy_bernard_has_disassociative_identity_disorder/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

A little extra nice? Try just plain decent at all

He's probably going to walk like 30 trails. Just chill out.

Wicked nose

We get it, wife bad, beer good.

Meth Damon. Todd was one of the scariest villains because he had literally no moral compass whatsoever but still managed to come across as sweet, mild, and dull, if not mentally slow, but still shot and killed a child with no hesitation whatsoever and kept Jesse in a literal cement pit for six months. He flew completely under the radar because people just thought he was a mildly mentally retarded man just trying to make his way in the world instead of a cold, emotionally dead psycho.

I just furiously masturbate while making smouldering eye contact with the ghost/demon that lives in my closet. It makes them really uncomfortable.

Hell yeah! These are one of my favorite animals

Just fine, because I know that I would never do this to another human being