This made me laugh painfully hard, almost as painfully as the shits I've taken in public restrooms while praying to Jesus to save me

What a good man. Unfortunately I am quite used to men being rude to me and looking down on me, so when I see a man treat women right with respect and love, it makes my entire day. Respect to this amazing man and the kind boys he is raising!

If you treat me right and love me, then sure.

I can imagine a middle-aged male photographer running up to this tree just blabbering on about how beautiful it is and just squatting awkwardly in the middle of all these branches looking for that perfect shot while his wife just watching from a bench with a bemused smile upon her face but so in love with her sweet, excitable husband.

I love Curiosity and I love people, with a few exceptions. Life is good.

This is exactly what my father said. We spent over a thousand dollars on those kits for Christmas and now they're gathering dust in the cabinet. I was so excited, too.

My sister's friend has one and I'm absolutely terrified of it. It's not right! Dogs shouldn't be that big!

Mexico as a country is not poor. Many people are, but not the country as a whole.

Coyote Peterson purposely stung himself with a Tarantula Hawk. It was noble and very stupid.

This is so cool. They're like their own little guardian angels!

So sweet! I like to do this too!

I actually loved the Gillette ad but this seems unlikely

I'm not sure what kind of women you've been sleeping with, but I don't know any woman whose "pussy" smells like that.

Black—to change my past and therefore change my future. I'd use the Butterfly Effect as my secret weapon. I could use my study time to actually study and get good grades. I'd spend more time with my grandparents on both sides. I'd stay in contact with my childhood best friend I never saw again. I'd feed my sweet kitty healthier food and give her less because I think I over fed her. I miss her. I'd stop stupid fights with my family before they happened. I would change so much. I bet I'll dream of this tonight. Now I'm sad.

Close, but not quite. Frida was either bisexual or pansexual, meaning she liked men and women. It is true that Diego Rivera was an asshole and a constant cheater, but Frida didn't sleep with the women Diego brought home. Early on, Diego's cheating caused a lot of problems in their marriage (obviously) but they just decided an open marriage worked for them and actually lived in separate houses on the same lot. So there you go!

That creepy ball scene from the Incredibles

The O-O-O Man looks like a cat but I still love him

Furiously masturbate?

History is amazing.

What a way to go.

Holy shit this guy died