That's not exactly something I'd laugh about on such a public platform and using my real name. Finding out someone's identity on Twitter is easier than some people might think. Furthermore, what a childish and shitty thing to do. Take some responsibility for your actions. Pregnancy is caused by two people, not just the woman. What a dick.

That title...

He looks like he doesn't listen to girls when they say "no" or "stop" or "leave me alone"

We measure distance in hours, not miles.
Example: "Oh, her house is about two hours away." Or, "I'll stop in half an hour."

Me making scarves and hats for my friends and family even though most of them don't even acknowledge it

I miss Lil Peep! Such a sweet guy but knew how to get someone out of his hair. I'm so sorry that he didn't get help before he passed.

"I'm really in this bitch. I'm really alive rn"

When I was a little girl, I was so freakishly strong that I could pick up my best friend's sister (200 pounds) with ease. I was probably 90 pounds. Some of the boys made fun of me but I know that deep down they were angry because a girl was stronger than them and that made it all worth it.

A three-way drug deal is about to occur

I'm not even going to waste my time watching these new movies. The plot holes are wider than the Grand Canyon

No, I think it’s safe to say neither women are going to allow him back any time soon.

I love Tricky and this is not something I could ever see him saying.

This hurts so much. Probably the emotional damage equivalent of being in a group and starting the same sentence over and over again and then just stopping because fuck it, no one's listening anyway. Makes me feel so damn alone.

I always think that's his second chin...every time

Slowly start undressing

At least he's still handsome

I think you mean WOULD recommend

Holy shit this made me laugh so hard

That cookie dough actually made my mouth water