Yes, 100+ year old garlic bread that has long disintegrated and eaten by fish...delightful

I love them! More! More!

Jack and Ralph had a thing for each other, change my mind

I thought we agreed this was true a long time ago but nice

Once again, I say:
Venom (2018)

So fricking precious

Love it! Yes please

My nem is dog
An I am short
I see big log
Shud I abort?
Is very tall
Will hors hurt me?
I feel so smol
Hooman said will alert me
A fren, of corse
Am very slow
I boop the hors
To say hello.

You sank the ship just to kill the captain

Poor pupper. Tell her you didn't mean to yell

Alright I have a question. If we are reincarnated many times, don't our birthmarks change with each new body? Do we just get reincarnated with the same birthmarks on a different body? It sounds unlikely that you would die the same exact way in each life. What about people who don't have birthmarks? What about people who died naturally? Or of a heart attack? Not everyone dies awesomely, like being blown up or KIA. Most people die relatively "normal" deaths, like of cancer, disease, old age, organ failure. Someone science me, please.

A kid in my high school class had a Winestain birthmark. They're really large and look like their name, like someone spilled a glass of red wine on their skin and it never went away. I wonder if he died of an acid attack in a past life? Maybe a really bad rash? Plague? Animal bite? Human bite?

My father'a favorite was always [squealing intensifies]