title 2 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
I'm still trying to make sense of this but I just can't
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Went to the store for some Sausage 4 comments
No outside snack permitted 4 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
I thought it was pretty well known that you're allowed to bring outside food into the theater? I'm American and I've done this in probably 15 different movie theaters with no problem
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Brian May sees Freddie Mercury in Rami Malek 5 comments
Windows firewalls 1 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
When the "adult" website asked if you were 18 or older and twelve you old you was just hoping that the NSA couldn't actually tell so you just said fuck it and clicked "yes"
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Clever high school teacher 8 comments
Soundcloud doggo 6 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
Lol can you just imagine some workers dressing up a rabbit in Ralph Lauren and furiously taking notes?
Animals That Want to Be Photographers 4 comments
My arm is so damn itchy 7 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
Oof I'm sorry. It turns out my
OCD-fueled showering is causing very dry skin and my arm was extremely itchy. That is all. I appreciate the concern.
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OCD-fueled showering is causing very dry skin and my arm was extremely itchy. That is all. I appreciate the concern.
Tubby 6 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
Yes, I'm sure that domesticated, vaccinated, neutered, indoor-only cats are destroying the environment.
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Edited 6 years ago
Basically every morning 2 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
I want to find the version of this meme without text. Please help a dumbass out
Japanese sleeve complete 2 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
This bot says her name is Nicole G., so that's obviously not a picture of her since it is quite clearly a man. Thanks, bots.
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title 2 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
Honestly good for them. They probably have a healthy sex life and a solid marriage lol
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When two worlds meet 3 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
My dying breaths: Please...God...no more...I can't, I can't take anymore minions...
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Don't Have To Get All Dressed Up 1 comments
Roses are news 8 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
How about this, @mrdad01:
Tie them behind a car with ropes, drag them through a desert, beaten with metal bats, shot in the face with rock salt, vinegar poured in their wounds, then left for the buzzards while the crowd watches in glee.
Tie them behind a car with ropes, drag them through a desert, beaten with metal bats, shot in the face with rock salt, vinegar poured in their wounds, then left for the buzzards while the crowd watches in glee.
Then v. Now: Tom Hanks Edition 2 comments
Call peta 2 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
More like when your owner walks in with his dick covered in peanut butter and he tells you that you've got a treat waiting
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A rare vision from an alternate timeline 2 comments
sunflowers
· 6 years ago
I love this picture so much I have it saved on all of my devices just to admire it
