I always look forward to your posts and comments

There was no reason to post a picture of a dead pet. That's disrespectful and uncalled for.

The toes go S P L O O T

I like to think I am that bro. I always wait for the friend tying their shoes / filling up their water bottle / drying their hands / locking the door. I don't want anyone to be left behind. I love being kind so much that I get this weird natural high from it. I would die for my friends.

I’m alarmed I do all of these things

And it's been washed 600 times but still looks like that

Aw, it looks good!

Someone screamed at me to "shut the fuck up" after I sneezed twice in a row. I still think about it a lot. I wonder why they were so angry. Guess I'll never know because he got expelled for stabbing another kid in the eye with a pencil and is now in juvenile prison.

Are you fucking kidding me lol it's December

The worst part is, I have used all of these except for 3 and I still have acne. It's been getting better since I've decreased my sugar intake however. But this is painfully true

It's one of those songs I literally cannot stop myself from singing

Those are Lil Peep's tattoos. I miss him. He also didn't own a gun, nor talked about them.

I don't give a fuck about Friends. Put Family Guy back on there!

I actually laughed out loud instead of nose-huffing

I'm half terrified, half loving it

I'm gonna be that person and say it: Dumbledore was shady asf and he had some terrible priorities. I never liked him much.

If I woke up a man:
1. Panic
2. Call my best friend for advice
3. Jerk off (a lot)
4. Pee standing up
5. Walk around at night alone
6. Travel alone
7. Not get catcalled or harassed
8. Wear all the clothes I love without the dreaded breast bump
9. Continue life as normal