Ryan Higa glo'd the fuck up.

The playground of dreams

Jesus isn't god. Jesus is God's Son. Who told you that God was Jesus and Jesus was god?

Doing that just let's people know where your valuables are.

My kind of aisle.

This made up guy looks like Colin Farrell with light hair and eyes.

Better than growing up cynical and bitter because you never got noticed for anything you did try your hardest in and still came up short. Maybe everyone shouldn't get participation awards but it doesn't kill people to recognize the effort they put into it, unless they didn't put effort into it at all. Don't kill someone's spirit just because they aren't good at something because that makes them less likely to even try it again. Tell them you know they tried their best but they need to make improvements because that's what my math teacher did for me when I failed and he would tell me "Good job for trying BUT there's room for improvement" and he would tell me the things I needed to improve on and show me how to get there and at the end of the year I passed with straight A's.

I get it. It's probably really tiring and frustrating to stop and sign or take a picture with everyone who asks but it still wouldn't kill them to do it after all their fans did assist in getting them to the top.

Everyone who's been in the internet for even 10 seconds understands this reference.

Heroes

We can be all three in a matter of 5 seconds.

The first Season is so good the other ones kind of suck tbh

Then just get in a pool or lake or river, take a cold shower, stand in front of an A.C, buy a kiddie pool. I prefer hotter weather because I feel like that's when all the fun happens.

My favorite childhood memory is not wanting to throw myself in front of a bus every 5 seconds.

Murder, probably.

White dude is hailed a hero because of all the "innocent baby lives he probably saved." All while killing 3 innocent lives.

Asshole move.

They're both gentlemen.

This was in Alaska and there's been a high number of beached whales near Kodiak and other Islands scientists wanted to observe this one to maybe figure out why but obviously couldn't.