Getting sick in America sucks 16 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
But then your family would be stuck with your hospital bill and funeral costs.
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It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
I put his happiness before mine because honestly nothing made me happier than him being happy. That's what love is. I did that for 3 years and if I can do it and not bitch and complain about what a dick he was then I'm sure others can too.
It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
Okay so you wanted me to force him to like me? Don't think I didn't try to be with him I did, but our friendship was more important.
Do us all a favor 43 comments
I think it's time to exercise your other abs 7 comments
It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
Dude, I was so deep in the friend zone with someone I KNEW was my soul mate and it fucking hurt so bad. I watched him date other girls, date my best friend, fall in love. But I knew what would hurt more is not even being able to see him so I chose to be is best friend over anything because at least I got to be part of his life.
Do us all a favor 43 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
Aren't those like thousands of dollars too? I mean not everyone is a upper middle class family that can afford to spend 2000 on a safe. So what are the other options?
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Morgan Freeman is the best 9 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
He's like 80 of course he's falling asleep in interviews, leave Mr. Freeman alone.
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Well, he does need Jesus. Badly. 15 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
Yeah, I know. Others don't or refuse to admit it. I still got looks of dissaproval from Christians.
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Well, he does need Jesus. Badly. 15 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
I was joking on the "fuck you Christians" part. Added for humorous effect, obviously no one caught on.
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Well, he does need Jesus. Badly. 15 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
Christians hate Mormons. I was raised Mormom, baptized Mormon, and every Christian I've met gives me a scowl when I tell them that and then they sigh and shake their head. Fuck you Christians!
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The Sheriff on the Oregon college shooter 53 comments
Same attitude about their jobs 2 comments
Why we wake up after we die in a dream 24 comments
Halloween and Stupid Teachers 40 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
I hate when people tell me that Halloween is the Devils day or whatever because something in my brain literally snaps and my eye twitches and then I calmly explain to them that Halloween is to celebrate the dead but they don't listen. Religion has surely brainwashed many.
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Taxidermist joke. 10 comments
Taxidermist joke. 10 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
I know what a taxidermist is thank you. I'm saying a taxidermist joke should be about stuffing dead animals not pooing your pants.
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Should I see a doctor? 24 comments
summer
· 9 years ago
Yes, you should see a doctor. So they can professionally diagnose you with SSS or better known as "Special Snowflake Syndrome."
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