Break off half of my burger and drink with him. Them we eat a pepsi.

Fricka fracka firecracka sis-boom-bah!

Zombiroo

Many ambulances have storks, we have quite a few on our rig.

Hubert Cumberdale, Jeremy Fisher, and Marjorie Stuart-Baxter.

The same reason rich old men always seem to have an attractive young lady on his arm, the need to be validated solely by appearance and false shows of wealth/virility.

DHMO kills many people.

Such simple brilliance. I love it.

Been working for me for about 9 years now.

Looks like a big pimple.

I have a similar fear but was never able to word it so succinctly. It is a terrible feeling.

Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian are awesome.

Cheezus! Amazing.
I think I did that once falling down the stairs...I didn't stick the landing though.

He's too nice, he's too fat, he treats women too well, he's too distant, he's withdrawn from society, he's turned into a hermit

Dammit...now the song is stuck in my head.

I'm a master at repelling women.

I see that in Brooklyn.

Yeah, that's me.

I like how the doors say polio lice.