The gif is not real, but he did say that

People already pay to become doctors?

I am aware of that, I meant more in a way that we put more money into the development so we can get it running faster.

How about we develop nuclear fusion reactors? Even better.

Boy, you really don't know anything about genetics

That's not what I said? I just said that they are not the creators of the modern internet and don't really have anything to do with it besides distributing data. Nice strawman though.

Alright, they did not create the internet as it is today. All they do is provide connection to it. The internet is basically just computers connected to computers, so in reality the internet providers are the least involved part of the internet.

Danny Sexbang, is that you?

Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

A leaf... commented via internet explorer

It wasnt made 3 hours ago, it just showed up on trending ot whatever you're browsing 3 hours ago. If you view fresh or all you get the "proper" time.

Cave Johnson, we're done here

Because Jehovah's witnesses

Wtf is going on back here?

Yes, because that doesn't already happen with automobile companies *cough cough* oil companies monopoly and hindering green development *cough cough*

Yup