Storyteller

storyteller


Sorry if you expected a story, I’m a liar I guess.

— Storyteller Report User
Congrats! 8 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
I love how the comments on this page are either relieved at their freedom or unable to accept that that freedom exists. The Game is a true wonder.
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Look again 7 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Chihuahua or baby cow? Who’s to say.
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Ok boomer? 5 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
He makes more money then most with “real” jobs. I can’t stand when people are so condescending towards others like this.
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All gers are gonna die alone though 1 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
What a horrible time to tell him that but also if he loves her then he should respect her decision. Seems like infatuation to me.
Even more reason to like him 2 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
How bout we all just play what we want to play? Gaming wise, that is.
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Just wow! 2 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
This is how Wall-E happens.
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Go ahead and try 21 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
It didn’t really work. The jelly filled donuts just kept crumbling.
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Go ahead and try 21 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Be right back.
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Trolling NBC interview level 5 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Gotta find humor where you can.
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Like a needle to my eyes and ears 6 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Woah wow I made a huge mistake. For some reason I thought you were replying to my comment about #horror and how you enjoyed it. I couldn’t fathom that movie being in theaters. I’m so sorry.
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They never do 5 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Like the feeling of your hand in mine!
Some things stay the same.
Like how we get along just fine!
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Ironic 4 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
People tend to be just naturally the worst. Whenever I leave a movie theater and see all the popcorn and garbage left behind I feel so annoyed
That’s why we should all strive to be better. Take a few extra seconds to bring tour own crap to the trash or recycling bin.
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Like a needle to my eyes and ears 6 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
It was in theaters? I watched it with my wife and friends at home and we couldn’t even keep roasting it. One fell asleep. Personally, it just couldn’t keep our interests at all which is why I consider it the worst movie to me. How about you?
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Like a needle to my eyes and ears 6 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
#horror was probably the worst movie I’ve ever watched.
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Calling teachers mom 2 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
When someone says “Enjoy your meal” or “Enjoy the movie” and you’re first response is to say “you too” then that’s just you being inherently kind. Wishing good into others.
This right here though is just a big oof.
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Existential dread 3 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Everything is awesome....
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Had me in the first half 10 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Next option: Be a barbarian who wants to be a bard, sucks at instruments but instead INTIMIDATES everyone into believing you can play.
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Had me in the first half 10 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Part of being a bard is charisma. Just convince everyone that you can play it and you’re fine.
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Had me in the first half 10 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Absolutely a bard.
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I'm washing my ball 3 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
You know, that’s on me. I’ll take this lesson and make sure to examine all balls for their sling shot capabilities from now on.
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I'm washing my ball 3 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Never, in all my life, did I clean that ball.
Correlation 4 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Living with your parents even after college isn’t bad. When my wife and I were engaged we were living with her parents until we saved up for a house when we were 24. We gave them “rent” for expenses while living there even though they didn’t ask. Do what you need to do to better yourself. Take the time that you need. Everyone grows differently.
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Paying it forward 2 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
I did that once at Dunkin Donuts when my order was about 6 bucks and I got home to find out the next order was around 20. Kindness hurts sometimes.
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The Witcher series has some heavy meme potential 6 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Agree with @xvarnah. If you have knowledge of the books or games it’s more enjoyable but without any of that knowledge, it just puts you into a world without fully explaining the rules of it OR over explaining the rules of it. It somehow does both. Overall it’s enjoyable but that ending is so abrupt.
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Support DARQ Developer <3 FK Epic 20 comments
storyteller · 4 years ago
Pyre is another indie game with a sort of underlying message of letting people go even if they’re useful to you, even if you’re attached to them, you have to let them go. And the music in that one is fantastic as well. It’s by the company that did Bastion and Transistor as well.
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