Never would I toss my dogs in the air. When I pick up my husky she starts flailing everywhere if her feet are hanging because she’s so afraid of being an inch off the ground, let alone being tossed, no mercy, into the air.

I don’t understand this meme at all but I feel like it’s being mean for some reason.

Halloween is all about getting to dress up as things that you aren’t. Go Paul Rudd, you do you.

Just do Turbotax. Or use one of the many free places.

Why’s it gotta be a girl? Anyone can blow bubbles, I hope.

Close enough. All the elements rolled onto one.

I know it’s irrational because there’s soap and what not but I can’t pee in the shower knowing full well that the water it’s mixing with is touching my feet. It just grosses me out.