Also, the word for 'seal' in French (although spelled 'phoque') sounds a lot like a certain English swear word.

It's not Pripiat. The picture of the coaster and the "cool zone" sign is from Six Flags New Orleans, which was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. I just recognize that photo, but it's probably safe to say a couple more are from there as well.

I thought I recognized it... There's an identical one in Ottawa