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In response to another pic, Here are more of them. 62 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
Shouldn't Instagram be carrying a camera? I don't think the messenger bag covers it really.
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We are men now 18 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
I'm nearly 40yrs old, and having dinosaur chicken nuggets roaring and fighting to their inevitable deaths on the dinner table is the least childish thing I am guilty of. Growing up is a state of mind not necessarily your body.
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All the good ones were already taken 6 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
Its where Moon Moon's pack runs
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When dirty talk becomes literal 25 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
He was still answering.
What did she do??? 5 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
Poor Nancy
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When dirty talk becomes literal 25 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
This Man Is A Genius!!!
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Disney animators uses their own reflections for references 9 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
theflyingdutchman - The first one is from WB, he's drawing Bugs Bunny. #3 is from Hanna Barbara, he's drawing Fred Flinstone. #8 is from MGM, he's drawing Tom from Tom & Jerry. The rest do look like they are drawing Disney Characters. There's only a couple of the characters that I can's see so I can't place them.
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Disney animators uses their own reflections for references 9 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
These aren't all from Disney
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Here we go. 21 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
While I was in the Army, there was a woman, a fellow soldier, that ended the careers of 5 other men from my unit just by claiming that she was raped, after she finished dating them. All of her allegations were eventually proven false but not until well after the fact. I agree with Doctor_Sherloki, in that case I think she should have been registered as a sex offender. But, she was never charged with anything.
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Pepper spray 4 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
Pepper Spray is made from Jalapenos
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My favorite thing about Disney 5 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
Gaston is so majestic
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How and why? 13 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
This is an age old tradition, going on even during Darwin's time. He was probably aware of it, but didn't care. Darwin was a Naturalist focused more on animals then comparative anthropology or sociology. Given what I learned about this tradition the first time I discovered it from Natural Geographic Magazine, that guy is not just an elder in the tribe and therefore important, but he's a stud too. Those rings are worn around the neck by both men and women of the tribe and they are symbols of their sexual abilities, real or otherwise. And now that I have shown my age and nerdiness I'm going to go back over here and hide.
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Ellen shuts down anti-gay pastor 13 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
... Must ... Dance ... With ... Ellen ...
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Having children 5 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
did some one say "Surprise Adoption?"
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Meat boat 11 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
Relevant in what sense?
yep 12 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
All the time
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My response when people ask why I don't want a tattoo 18 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
yes I would, and it would read: "I'd rather be driving a Fiesta"
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Reality is hilarious 3 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I can't believe you care
Disgruntled hedgehog 3 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Cabbage
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Meat boat 11 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Nyoom
My days off 4 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
that is the opposite of a proplem
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I really hope childen didnt make this 15 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
with tape over his mouth how is he supposed to say their safe word?
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I told my friend "in the end it doesn't even matter" & she called me wise 18 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Free
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Sorry Not Sorry 14 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I thought they were Chocobos
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Well this sucks. 8 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
At least they are being up front about it.