How did this get down voted.. it's basically the point of the post. Selective breeding is genetic manipulation... without the safety standards of a lab

Because if you don't beat them, how will they ever learn

I love when people say"make up is a deception" like did you never walk in to a drug store an notice that 50% of the store is cosmetics? Who do you think is wearing it all?!...other than cleverly stacked lizards.

I read a recipe that involved serving them pan fried with garlic butter... that sounds like a pretty accessible to me

Oh so you will all blindly vote for shower dog... just because of his cute ity bity face and fuzzy wuzzy paws... and button nose... Where was I? Vote for shower dog!

Is it bad that I take that as compliment?

Fun thought: it would be more healthier, more cost effcient and environmentally friendly if we ate insects. I'll just leave that there

Some day it will be told in an epic movie... I'm hoping for claymation.

The last picture with it's feet just up in the air

... you would be the new transsexual... like what are you a food or drink? I just don't understand how you can claim to be a drink while you are clearly a chip.

(Updated) Okay apparently my post wasn't cryptic enough...there is a fluidness to the character's gender that has no impact on the his/her crazy villain character.

True story. No one wears a top like that because they don't want people to look at their breasts.