He's letting his hate of her rule his life. In the end he still loses.

WTF are cats

This broke my heart. I'm so sorry. It's okay to sometimes just let things feel normal... we aren't meant to stay broken, but we will always carry our loved ones with us.

Compelling. Drove me to read the whole thing.

Someone is taking care of that angel?

What do you mean you're getting a hare cut?!

I like that he has an Octopus setting things I fire.

Coconut water is used in place of saline, not plasma.. it's for a patient that is dehydrated, not for a blood transfusion... so vegan vampires would be sickly

Estimate of reduced run time per every 5lbs of riding cat..love it

I remember when people though the internet was going to bring the world together... instead people just use it for turtle porn.

... I have got to play this

Though due to the strange way primaries work, Trump probably represents less than 25% of the voters.
For example
Connecticut 530,000 voted, 240,000 voted Republican votes Trump received 123,504 (less than 25% of the vote)
Pennsylvania 3,170,000 votes, Trump received 892,702 votes

And that's the story of how I got trapped in an old folks home

No, that's cool. Don't turn it in. Get a zero, but your know, at least you were a bad ass when you failed out.

Skittles?! Get your priorities strait... it's not like he ate your pizza.