I was using crime hyperbolically, but really your logic is based on the slippery slope fallacy and is not actionable by HR.. but you know, go for.

She's just boring and has nothing better to talk about. HR is not going to be interested. Where do you draw the line? What about the people who talk about crossfit (there is a VP in my company obsessed with crossfit) or or their cat or their pot smokers or their kids (I've actually seen people hired or not hired because they are parents) or the lady next to me who literately can not get through a day without mentioning she is a vegan?..she's not my boss... just super annoying.
People can be boring and annoying.. but sadly it's not a crime.

It's hilarious, but you gotta know people are going to f*ck it up and then you get an inaccurate account.

or you will get eaten by a skeleton... that should totally be added to that saying.

This is the kind of thing you do before you have kids... or if you don't have kids

little bit of column A, little bit of column B

the hot pocket was a nice touch

What is vegan is the new "gay".. like people hack eachother's facebooks to post "I'm Vegan"

OMG, love Big Bubba!... Apparently (according to a study I heard about on NPR) the more impoverished we are, the more likely we are to make poor decisions with our money... like not that poor people are stupid, but putting the same person in a place of financial comfort and financial strife, he would make worse decisions in the second situations ...humans are strange

Engineering is a branch of science

... but I'm wondering if gender throws things off... suggests hopefully

Wait why is that a rich person thing? or a white person thing? Basically anyone can politely offer the advice of others.

You mean Bern them all?

PLEASE explain to me how she is not wrong

Jellystone?

Wait what? He made himself a target because of the name Simone?