Once you go black.

Words to live by as an alter boy.

He just went full Gandalf. You never go full Gandalf!

You turn into a gleeful Nazi?

If this is the extent of her formal education, she will be free to make me tasty sandwiches at Subway.

"Men". I only see one man in your post.

Brilliant.

Does one simply muscle the top up or is there a latch or button?

How do you get it up! That's...

Also the vast majority of benefit derived from a degree goes to the holder and not society; individual should bear most of the costs associated with a degree while receiving some subsidy through the taxpayer.

Love the scene from FPoB where he is hustling at pool at some grubby bar. Classic Uncle Phil taking out the trash.

All I can now see is a stick man taking a gas nozzle in the pooper; what is this sign supposed to prohibit?

I love his banana hammock; g-string style to boot. Hawt!

Bet she ordered a salad.

She loves it rock hard.

I hate coughing in class. Resist that until I have tears in my eyes. I really resent 'free-coughers' that shamelessly hack all class long.

Not "promoting" per se; every appearance of celebrating, however. Semantics, really. ;)

He broke physics.

She's a lot of lady, that one.

I gave a thumbs down to those seeking help in the comments section below.

So many confessions have to do with x eating y. Fatsos abound.

Epic that the box has a 'choking hazard' warning; given the amount of turkey and nog I am about to consume, damn skippy!

His entire verse in 'No Love'.

Trey is definitely pressing his junk up on Jada. Her expression is classic "stepson-pressing-his-junk-up-on-me".