Nutella is disgusting.

That's not "The Brick", though. So it doesn't matter. That's a newer Nokia than the impervious Brick o' Doom.

Well at least I know my kid didn't make this. She can spell better...

He looks like Action Hank from Dexter's Laboratory.

My teachers always told me there was no such thing as a stupid question.
They were keeping me from responding sarcastically to questions.
My teachers were trying to keep my brain unhealthy.
School is bad for your brain.

"My grandfather's there in an old British army uniform, feeding the machine dollar bills..."
Well then.