Spazz

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I'm from the UK, I'm 23 y/o (as of 2023) and I am currently in university. My hobbies are being dumb

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My fb has weird things... part 5 36 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
why
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These comics are too cute 17 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
it's what i do
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Reason to stay fit 18 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
e_e
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No mercy 8 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
The most legit reason to kill motherfuckers in a movie to date
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Reason to stay fit 18 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I have a sudden urge to try this
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These comics are too cute 17 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
9_9
*sets @gamzee 's nose hair on fire*
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Women are basically cats in human bodies 8 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
i am a rabid squirrel in a human body
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Here,have some feels 21 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
:^)
*performs CPR on his heart*
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MAAAAARK ! Now my whole family is dead! 11 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
you would increase the concentration of urine, but still nowhere near enough for it to create mustard gas when mixed with bleach. And you'd have an upset gut .n.
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MAAAAARK ! Now my whole family is dead! 11 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Even less ammonia because the excess water would reduce the concentration
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I mean isn't he suppose to be undercover? 5 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I think it's solved by the theory that "James Bond" is also a codename, hence why he's been here since the 60's, hasn't aged and looks radically different in each iteration.
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I learnt it from my friends and the internet 25 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Never had the talk, learnt it at school during Biology lessons and through the internet. Now my parents just assume I know it.
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Oh,the nostalgia 9 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
That was my favourite childhood show
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Fo those whose babies always wake you up late night 21 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Shit man, that would probably work on me too
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University basically 7 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Phew
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University basically 7 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I require a status report on this, are you dead yet
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England in one picture 13 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
As someone who sees British hooligans regularly, I can also confirm
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Child sex offenders in South Korea 25 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
oh lmao
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Child sex offenders in South Korea 25 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
how does the drug work?? Do you inject them and their balls fall off or something??
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An improvement 4 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Eventually there won't even be crisps anymore, just open the can and a fucking rainbow flies out
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I may or may not have this disorder 24 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Well fuck
More realistic version 14 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I'd waste my powers on stupid shit. *Uses heat vision to gently fry bacon* *user superspeed to get to school on time while being able to get ready at the last minute* *uses super intelligence to simply pase exams and be too lazy to innovate*
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This is what it's like to flirt with me 9 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
okei
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This is what it's like to flirt with me 9 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Wot
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Science b*tch! 56 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
This better fucking happen, no last minute change of plans or set backs!!!!
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