Here's a thought. Get rid of him. Most girls have their periods. He needs to get over it.

Boyfriends are just as bad with this.

Anniversary? But... It's only been a month. That's not possible. I hate when people say "It's our three month anniversary!" That's not what anniversary means!

Oh my God... :' ( Please be careful, guys.

Sex is a very important part of bonobo society. It's how they solve all conflicts and every bonobo is bisexual.

For those who don't know, during Earth Hour, you turn off all lights and electrical devices for an hour, cutting down on energy use and light pollution. http://www.earthhour.org/

Huh. Never knew Prof. X's net worth..

Oh. Hello, there. Wasn't expecting a guest.

I totally forgot who played the Human Torch.. Whoops.

Anyone else sing it?

Actually, in some tribes, the parents gave their children names like that to make them less desirable to evil spirits.

Oh my God, I love those dogs!

Ooh.. That middle one... He's cute..

Why would you cut such a tree down?

Actually, that's a mountain lion cub.

Wait. He's worried about the kid seeing an act of affection between two men... but he's okay with shouting "fucking" in front of the kid?

I think I'm going to use these.

You're not alone, ufart! I'm a guy that cries during movies. My friends always laugh at me. : (