Her vajayjay must be broken after so many births

I love all HP references

Elephants are bigger doggos, they are apparently very calm and friendly

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ling-Ling!

4€ here

Got maths exam tomorrow...

This happens in my school too! There's an Irish teacher and all of the girls are in love with him

In the part of my family, the one that lives in Southern Spain, my aunt has suffered from breast cancer and she was really hurt; my cousin suffered from leukemia and survived but they discovered it when she was 4. My cousin is very healthy and my aunt never really recovered mentally, but she's much better now. Even though I was pretty small when my cousin had cancer, I would have been destroyed if she had died; and then my aunt having cancer was even worse because I could remember her much better than I could have remembered my cousin. I'm so sorry for the family, losing two brothers must have been even harder than what happened to my family.

Señior? Wtf

I can't even do this, and a doggo can

I like historical jokes, keep 'em coming

Who was 76 unopened chats?

IB students be like

I didn't know trees could also participate in the skeleton wars

I have to solve the Japanese economy in 750 words

I'm gonna send this to my friend who wants to have a nose job

You're lucky you have a puppy, think about the rest of us, puppy-less

Alpacas are so cute, I saw two in Machu Picchu

I passed the IB