Dangnabit it's Pinhead Larry!!

When bae's horny and it's a downpour outside

There is a world with a flying whale thing and it's called FF-10
And the whale isn't nice just saying

My dad once saw me play AC 2 and called Ezio a lunatic for looting the bodies when I'm the one playing. Dunno about my dad but if anyone's to be called a lunatic in AC it's me

Till this day it still amazes me as to how ballet dancers can take that much pain on their toes

You can hear the mic drop from 6 feet under cuz the other guy just got rekt

Parenting done right
Raising the kids to be moths

Floooofu

Because one spiral just isn't classy enough

I guess this was how mission report: December 16, 1991 went down

Well shit Christianity saved something that killed the Jews

Shiiiiit imagine having a real life garden warfare with these babies as grenades

Puberty hits like a bitch doesn't it?

Grandma chill...it was just a prank yo

If TMNT took a whole new direction..

Man, now I want an encouraging flying spirit fox

Not gonna lie thats some Ultron horror level shit right there

A legend's stories about his encounter with a legend
Damn that's so cool and so meta

"I wonder if all those years in the pound were worth my nuts chopped off..?"

I bet it's some sort of nation-wide human transmutation circle

Duuude imagine a game setting like Shadow of the Colossus in where a lone guy on a horse goes through a city filled with humantiy's once greatest marvels like a space shuttle or a skyscraper and you search through the place to find books or something

Clever but also really sad when you think about it

Red hair and a handmedown white shirt to the left? Must've been a Weasley

Gaddamn and she's married to Michael "Rage Quit" Jones good for her :D