ive never related more to anything in my life

Um pancakes have eggs wtf

And that my friends is how I got dumped

I know this comment is gonna get deleted but seriously @yogithebear, everyone hates you
Stop deleting every comment just because you disagree with it it's really annoying

I TRIED to explain this to my mum but she said stuff like " you're just being lazy" and "make it yourself"

Age
Yes, it matters

Yh wats her name

Its not a paper clip its a paper dick

Yes you should be scared
The ice cube is going to freeze your insides slowly as it goes down your stomach and it can kill you if you dont go to the doctors immediately. Another option is to swallow fire or set yourself on fire ehich will melt the ice cube

Yh that works too

A moment of silence for all the mothers that wanted the last slice of cake but gave it to their children

2 types of people

*puts on a scarf* you really should have thought about bringing a jacket before you came here huh *chuckles*

Imagina touching the bit on the back

*gives a judging look* you could really do without those chocolate bars Gordon
I guess you've given up on that summer body huh barbara...OH MY GOD dont take ANOTHER one

This makes me do sad

You mean nothing to me ypu piece of shit

Shhh...dont let the muggles find out!

*gasp*

WHAT HAPPENED

Well that mom rlly wants to get him sent to prison

Well thats where the show ends

Welcome to growing up paula