Is it...dead?

I have an identical twin.. it would be pretty fun

Job interviewer : fuck youre hired

Bae- come over my parents aren't home

'If ' he wins
*cries*

I don't get it can some one explain

Would he rlly get that tattoo when he's cheating on her?

Imagine seeing this at night

Actually sloths are in danger of extinction

@sincere_milkshake what happened?

I have a being late fetish

Family- why do you have red smudges on your mouth?
Me- *hurriedly wipes mouth* it's nothing

KILL IT WITH FIRE

* I feel you fam*

If this is the most peaceful it can get I just lost all faith in humanity

If anything your laptops hella dead
Just burn it and burn the ashes

But if voldemort wanted to get into beuxbatons or durmstrang he could have done it, easier probably than getting into hogwarts, and he never really entered hogwarts,
first year it was with help, second year it was just his horcruxes, fourth year, fifth year and sixth year he wasn't in hogwarts and the seventh year dumbledore wasn't there so he could get into hogwarts very easily. So yeah

*fuck megan what do you NOT understand of 'don't wake me up during my nap*

It's ok Ill find another one

They all look so guilty

Da feels

You mean cleverest thing you've done

But voldemort wanted to put his souls into important objects soo