That was so profound. So deep. Really struck a chord with me

Someone pass the eye bleach please?

My parents met at a party when my dad took a swing at this guy who was bothering my future mom and accidentally punched her in the face instead. They've been happily married 20 years.

*Sees title*
*Standing ovation*

The cake is a lie
-Portal

I wonder if anything actually exploded

Yeah, look. The lighting is all weird on it's face

No, it's in the ground, vertically, a couple of feet under the body of a dead dog.

Is... Is that a cat in the lower left slot?

Y'know I don't usually wear much eye makeup but I'd try this look any day

Religion is like a penis. I mean, it's all good if you happen to have one as long as you don't go around shoving it down other people's throats. The majority of Christians seem nice, but, as is the case for everything, there's always gonna be a few people who go overboard.

I really appreciate how readable and tidy the text looks

Definitely a potato. Potatoes are peaceful and useful.

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/40736/shake-that/
Oh it's a gif.