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Hi you!
I'm likely very happy today.
Why? Because I can be! :D
Have a good day, eh?

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Guys, I present to you smooth pick up lines 51 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
*wraps arms around dest* hello there
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How you can tell the temperature outside with a cricket 17 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
I'm assuming Fahrenheit, because 37 degrees Celsius would be hellishly hot.
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Police mugshots in the 1920s 17 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Those mugshots are better than every single picture taken of me ever
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I just quit smoking 1 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
That won't last forever. Good on you for quitting :)
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Huskies defy all laws of physics 22 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
*Facepalm*
Huskies defy all laws of physics 22 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Attempting to reason with internet people using actual logic and science will only frustrate you further.
On a different note... Is that you, Sheldon?
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Are you concerned about the blueberries? 13 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Reposts are perfectly fine if they're entertaining and from, as you said, a while ago.
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Still trying to process it 9 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Still trying to think of a relevant pun but I just... Can't. /:
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They took my sanity 45 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
If you can dust it off it's probably fine. A bit of dirt isn't gonna kill anyone. I mean, honestly. I've watched toddlers put the grossest things in their mouth. I think you can eat that m&m :P
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Lamp activated with blood 23 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
I didn't mean to offend you with my... Unfunniness
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Girlfriends these days.. 4 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
I'd like to quickly congratulate Everyone on his new kid. He's gonna be a good father :)
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Lamp activated with blood 23 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
What an... Enlightening post.
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Good guy canada 17 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
It is evil that you can feel.
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Your hair is disgusting human! 13 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Is that a real cat? Seriously it looks like a fat cat puppet. That's awesome.
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Makeup 22 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
I've never looked at makeup as art before, but it really is, isn't it?
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Angry cricket noises 10 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
I am not sure why I found this so amusing but I did, and now I can't stop giggling.
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Something to keep in mind 131 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
I think, as 'immoral' as it is to cancel a fetus, it is far more immoral to refuse women the right to dictate what happens to her body.
Thank you for the support guys, and yeah, my life has since improved dramatically :)
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Something to keep in mind 131 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Can I say something? And if you're sensitive, I guess, might want to skip this.
I was frequently raped by my uncle until I hit puberty, then I got pregnant and wound up telling my parents, despite constant death threats. I miscarried due to stress, but would have aborted anyway. Would it have been wrong, then? No, having that baby wouldn't have inconvenienced me; it would've shattered me beyond repair. This is my fucking body, and only mine. I shouldn't have to share it with anyone or anything if I don't want to.
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Best costume I've seen yet!! 20 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Oh no. This isn't even a sentence anymore.
"Is she didnt wears nothing underneath the costume?"
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The bed was too damn s*xy 18 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
We're going into hyper speed! Engage thrusters!
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Well hidden 10 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
No I'm sure you're mistaken. That's grass.
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The Tubby toast craving 12 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Or the custard stuff? It was all so tasty looking!
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The thing about chocolates 19 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
I've always eaten food component by component, like eating the cream off Oreos first, but with everything. I've never really just eaten stuff whole, like it was meant be be eaten. Can anyone relate?
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When you're h*rny and your boyfriend isn't 28 comments
snopes · 11 years ago
Guys are mostly always ready. Everyone has off times where it's just not gonna happen
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