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Hi you!
I'm likely very happy today.
Why? Because I can be! :D
Have a good day, eh?

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booty math 10 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Would you rather we blot out the normal words? I can **** that instead, if you want.

Something I don't get 16 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Hey, stars come and go. If you're friendly and polite, everyone'll love you anyway :)

booty math 10 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

So thaaaaat's why we needed to learn this kind of sh*t in school. So we can figure out assquations. Beautiful.

A little kid's drawing for his father 8 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Little kid? What age is classified as 'little'?

Did anyone else think this or am I just stupid 18 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Beautiful mental image, dude. Thanks for that.

You just went full retard.. 14 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

He wouldn't, anyway. He wouldn't even be kind enough to give the kid a hug

How the years have changed me 4 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Old... Fuddy duddy? What?

Just thought I'd leave this here 15 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

This is a really intense picture

Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Good on you for telling him, I'm proud of you, guest. That really takes some guts. Maybe in the future he'll see the light, you seem really nice.
Good luck with your dad, hopefully he can mellow out a bit about it :)

Are you concerned about the blueberries? 13 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

They're hard like my heart. That's why everyone's concerned about them.

Just tumblr things 17 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

I'm concerned, because I'd consider both murdering and eating people abnormal.

Dating advice 11 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

The duck speaks truth.
Unless, y'know, it's winter.

FunSubstance can get really addictive 13 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

I was wondering when someone was gonna slap this on a confession bear

Olympic vaults 56 years apart 20 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

I wish I could like this comment more than once

Angry christians 10 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

When I was 10, I was at our church's yearly 4 hour long Christmas service and dying of boredom. Halfway through, everyone put their heads down in prayer. I saw an opportunity to sneak out, and I took it. Nobody ever made me go to church again :D

Everyone Else Can Go Home, This Lifehack Wins 6 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

I am using this at the first opportunity I get.

Just tumblr things 17 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Things that DO NOT define your self worth:
1. Jean size
2. Relationship status
3. Absence/presence of a thigh gap
4. What others think of you
5. Your grades
6. Eating people
7. # of times charged for murder
8. Amount of porn you read

Why do you always need a title? 112 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Plain black shirt.
Um...?

Please mr. Lizard have mercy 9 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

He's standing in water

Christmas Time 21 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

That's the sweetest thing ever!

Blue star people 57 comments

snopes · 11 years ago

Rock and roll? :D