Psh, even IF the phone was waterproof it would still be at the bottom of a river

I don't like fried eggs.

...In my defense, I come from a really large family.

This guy is a step in the right direction for a religion that hasn't changed much in hundreds of years

What's this an ad for? Muscles?

Well that's... Pleasant?

...Shouldn't we be able to see the photographer?

Rain deflectors

This stuff is ridiculously delicious.

I appreciate how it manages to hover for, like, half a second before just failing completely

Will Smith is an awesome dad xD

The last one could get a bit strange.

It... It hurts.

Develop a life outside of their site.

Are... Are those things their balls? O.O

SAAAAIL

When I was a kid, I always forgot to take my socks off before I stepped into the tub. I was a special child.

Trying to look 'through' the screen helps as well

He seems like a pretty cool guy

Apple maps in real life