But Sheldon is actually pretty cute :(

Nobody hates you, you're entitled to an opinion, after all.

And English. The majority of the people in Quebec were taught English as a second language.

We don't mind new people! Come on over :D

That's amazing o.o

Not Josh Peck. He aged right. Very right.

No, it just makes you an asshole.

Scones are a pretty dense shortbread-like, slightly sweetened baked good in both the UK, Canada and the US, I think.

They're asking for a cigarette

Cyanide and Happiness, I believe

If it's Opposite Day then that means it's the opposite of Opposite Day, resulting in it being a normal day. But if it was a normal day, then it couldn't be Opposite Day, despite you deeming it so.
IN CONCLUSION I've stayed up way too late.

Mythbusters did the entire suit thing and it didn't seem to fool the dogs. Also, leaving the building would create a scent trail.
Or, y'know, you could avoid the problem in the first place and not murder people

Or a trident