11 years ago, no one gave 2 fucks

*24-12-88

Yeah but it also feeds already over inflated egos, encourages mediocrity and allows stupidity to be broadcast globally. I'm all for the spread of information and sharing talent but the amount of pointless drivel on the internet makes me weep for the future.

This year I have switched to android, best decision I ever made.

As an Australian I'm feeling very attacked and unsafe right now. Fuck emus.

That tick looks way to neat. Are you sure you’re not a robot?

This post is abhorrent.

He seems like he would be a super awesome and chill guy.

So much evil in the world, there is no hope for the future.

That kids parents are doing something right.

I woke up to the realisation that this year will be the same as the rest, hating my job and hating my wife but not wanting to leave either because I love my kids.

I once knew a girl who looked exactly like that, we called her Jenny.

Mine makes a humming noise, is that normal?

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Jordan no..... just no dude.

The capacity to rev your engine is directly related to penis size, everyone knows this. The louder the rev, the larger the phallus.

“Hi, I ordered 6 cubes but for some reason I got 5 cubes and a sphere”
“Yea that’s Steve’s fault, he’s an idiot”

Absolute legend who has been through some tough times.

The face of betrayal.