P L E A S E

Someone I went to highschool with has this on their knuckles.

I keep seeing this meme - what's the actual movie they're referencing?

YESSSSSS ONE OF MY FAV

When my advisor looks at my thesis draft.

Yes and both are a problematic. Teach your kids they don't have to be roid ripped or bone thin to be accepted - don't just let the toys do it.

You would know that the consistency is off, you'd know the smell was off, plus you have to heave in on for a while.

Was at work last night and a regular needed change. Her husbands name is "Bill" and he already had walked in. So she comes to my till and says "Can I get some change? I just need bills". and I said "Bill is over there". It was the best pun I made in the three years I've worked there. She loved it.

Bold of you to assume they're not the same person.

My partner was fortunate enough to not have to work in the hospital for Christmas this year, but they're on call for New Years instead. I am so thankful I get to spend Christmas with them because it is their favourite holiday and time of year.

The only person who matters is asking the girl. There is no reason to ask either set of parents for "permission" - you're dating the girl not them.

YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF STEVE HARVEY

Me even with the bloody Canada post strike.

I hate playing Final Fantasy, but I absolutely love watching my partner play it, so he'll play it and I'll watch for hours - perfect niche!

NSFW?

I'm in all of those groups - try to pry the memes about them out of my cold dead hands.

Just because you're not ethnically Italian doesn't mean you can't be culturally Italian. It seems silly to throw the baby out with the bath water after all this time.

Me with my thesis proposal

My spelling is a toy car.

They're all pretty neutral faces.