SM19

sm19


Just a Canadian trying to keep warm in my igloo.

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Perchu the moreos guy 19 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
When something goes wrong my default is usually 'Fck me up the ass with a cactus'. Don't remember where it came from but it stuck.
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Who pissed off this subway? 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
If you're on the phone trying to get someones order though I think you need to chill. I've had to call my mom in line and ask what she wanted and tell them. Calm down. If you're just talking though why can't you tell them your order and continue the cellphone conversation? I've never seen anyone actually hold up a line for talking to someone because they were waiting for them to finish.
War kitties in little hammocks 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
THE LITTLE HAMMOCKS OMG
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what the f*ck is that 15 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
guest I fkn LOVE satay!
Love it when justice is served 30 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I got a crossbow and a regular bow.
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I wonder how they are going to get around this 53 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
What's the context of this?
Amen! 17 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
How do you know they aren't talking to someone at work or something important is happening? Your kid is going to be there after. They need to get their heads out of their assess and stop being so high and mighty about this. They don't know the situation so... I get the whole pay attention to your kid and you should but we have to look at what both sides are.
I'd love to see that 9 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I really don't care if that happened or not it was entertaining.
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Just some feelings *hands you tissues* 6 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I WILL SAY THIS AGAIN THIS IS FUNSUBSTANCE NOT FEELSUBSTANCE DAMN IT.
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Why are we not funding this? 11 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Just shave your hair! might look weird but hey, it'd be a cool piece of tech to have!
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Sigh, I read it as potato as well 3 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
COLD SPAGHETTI COLD SPAGHETTI
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Not sure how to react 23 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I just started my job this year so I have no idea about any of this to be honest. I just got my T4 and I just gave it to my parents to deal with.
BUT YOU HAVE SO MANY CATS 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Yeah! You train them when they're little to poop in the box. Our adult cat taught our kittens how to use the box when they were young!
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Not sure how to react 23 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Did not know about this. Where I work its 11$ an hour (8.41$ American) and that's just minimum wage in my province in Canada. I've never heard about having to claim tips on taxes! Thanks for the info it's good to learn this stuff! Were I am, you get the minimum and the tips are there - they don't take any of that into account here.
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Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;) 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
No matter your views on Trump, John Oliver is hilarious. I love him on LWT.
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She looks like my creepy grandpa 10 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Okay but wouldn't you smell the chemicals burning your hair and wash it out before that much damage happens? If anyone has used hair removal cream you know that smell I'm talking about. Plus it doesn't feel like shampoo.
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BUT YOU HAVE SO MANY CATS 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
The opposite of a problem.
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Why not a box 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
The harvest looks bountiful this year!
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what the f*ck is that 15 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I once had a pizza with peanut butter and chicken. It was actually really good!
Not sure how to react 23 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Or just pay them a living wage so you don't need to rely on tips.
Not sure how to react 23 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
If Fiek is from the USA, then it's horrible because they use it to supplement their income (something they shouldn't have to do but that's for another post) but if he's somewhere else in the world some place find tipping offense like Japan and is illegal in Argentina.
Revenge is sweet 5 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I believe a repost from a while ago.
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Then die like a real hero! 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
They don't die I they just get super gassy and awful upset stomach. They lack an enzyme to break down lactose so they can take pills to have the enzyme to break it down.
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Then die like a real hero! 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Because it's delicious
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Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
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