skurjandan
If I'm going to watch the world burn I might as well have a nice view.
— Skurjandan Report User
Flash card pick up lines 41 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
If anyone actually uses that line they deserve a haymaker to the throat.
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I need a drink 60 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
To quote Homer Simpson if I may. "Alcohol: the cause, and solution, to all of life's little problems"
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Boyfriends 38 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
Hate to say it guys but, we're pretty simple in general. Just add "there's a beer in it for you" at the end of any request and it'll probably be granted.
America in the Iraqi war 29 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
Iraq is kinda over broski, get with the times *currently commenting from Afghanistan*
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When people start talking about sports 11 comments
Life Of A Gum Carrier 4 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
You had puppies come up to you when you opened a pack of gum? Lucky, I only had a bunch on snotnosed dipshits ask me for some.
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They have curved swords 11 comments
Hi 20 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
This show is such a guilty pleasure. He disguised himself as Billy to get the gems. As for Fiona and Cake I have no idea except for that one episode. I haven't seen anything past season 4 since I deployed.
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Why can't people just exept me? 159 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
Honestly, the best thing you could do is tell him you think he looks just fine the way he is. Two birds with one stone.
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Why can't people just exept me? 159 comments
Why can't people just exept me? 159 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
This is applicable to guys as well. They're not the same kind insults, but they sucks just as much. Just because I don't weigh over 180 doesn't mean I need to "eat an extra meal".
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Postcard to veterans 19 comments
True... 38 comments
Tfw skyrim modding 11 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
It's mostly ENB that causes it to look this good. Adds some directx11 elements (SweetFX, SMAA, etc.) into directx9 games. Only available for PC I'm afraid.
Tfw skyrim modding 11 comments
True... 38 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
Maybe you just have to look at yourself the right way to see your true beauty.
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skurjandan
· 11 years ago
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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An act of random kindness that went a long way 13 comments
skurjandan
· 11 years ago
It was for many national guard/reserve units. Not so much for active duty and (thankfully) deployed personnel. Though our death benefits were suspended, which was awful.
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