We don't have anyone to make out with, if I did and I did it everytime rattata appears I'd have numb lips and probably die of dehydration.

"Partially joking" *blushing intensifies*

I've seen that happen to people and it's really hard to watch. It pisses me off.

No socially people shame them by calling them sluts. So it's finally came that we have a name for men, and that is fuckboy. This is just the new "slut shame" but for men in my opinion.

Can I get you guys anything? Something to drink, eat, some condoms?

Ok I sall adjourn to my swooning...

I have been accused of not returning a book, that I very much did return, and I did pay for it. I love everything about libraries! I love the smell, the atmosphere, just everything. I wouldn't be able to have read most of the stuff I have without them. If someone isn't doing their job they should be fired.

Yes of course. I don't want grandma's upset, maybe hitting you with a wooden spoon.

Well of course if you didn't take a book no Grr for you, but if you don't return a book then others can't check it out. The least you can do is pay for it so they can get another one.

Then feeling guilty and trying to glue them back on before your mother sees the mess you made in the basement.

So the duck is just playing pokemon go!

Well they do live for hundreds of years.

Where else could this happen? This has something to do with all the freaky animals there, I just know it! -.-

Awe. *squee* I've always wanted to pet a fox! *.*

Thank you Hitler, I knew I could count on you.

Ok the order has received a third, this ship will sail. Any other business, or shall we adjourn to wistfully swooning over this new ship?