She even looks like a good person. You know those people you can just look at and see that inner light shine? That's one of them.

C'mon Make-A-Wish, should have sent them together!

To this day I do not say I'm bored. I hear my mom telling me she'll find me something to do... and it's never fun activities lol

This was mine. Only he refused to give up rights. Never saw me anyway. He died last year. I get called cold for not being said. I mean, I didn't know the guy.

Or whatever other pet there is :)

This is literally one of my uncles lol

He's refined.

That's where it does it's thing naturally, so I let it. Whether it is "pulled off" or not is beside the point (well, not THIS point, but you know...)

I've never met a kid who was "ew I hate apple juice" before...

A guy said this to me today about the kidney thing. I told him don't worry, I'd have him tested first. He might make it out with both! (and that he could live with one) Which for some reason made him concerned that I knew that (doesn't every one know that?)

I thought he was carving a man. Oops

It's prettier than I am lol

Little doggo's face is alpha af

I got "Pitbull on crack" once, but it wasn't a roasting and just a pissed off rejected guy. Better luck next time, buddy.

IDGAF I will go out looking like Stay Puft MM. My comfort > anyone's opinion lol

Thin, salty liquid. Earth broth.

Of course they do. I just think they have a much wider range of moods than some other pets lol (I'm an asshole is completely one of them)