Samantha S

shortiezrevnege


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I need that pizza 2 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
The restaurant my sister works at sells a really BIG pizza, but I don't believe it's any where near this lol How big is this pizza?
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Someone had to say it 6 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
I saw a meme that said "Pants Purses" and my friend named them Purts. I wish he'd never seen that meme.
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Someone had to say it 6 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
Functional pockets, that is lol
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Cluck yea 2 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
That's how I took it. Well, the other side part, not the chickens having knowledge.
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Anon's son is a chocolate chaser 19 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
In general, people are stupid. As individuals, some of them are quite lovely.
Realistic Wonder Woman toy 5 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
Everyone have a chuckle: I didn't read the last word and wondered wtf they were smoking. Oops. Reading is important, kids. Stay in school.
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Kitty helps autistic kid with anxiety issues 5 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
The way it reads to me, Thula is the cat, Iris the kid.
Don't be that guy 8 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
@Jensensbooty contouring, not just for faces.
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They'll run when they see it 9 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
Legit gives me the wiggins. Burn it with all the fire.
As a male, this is what I have to resort to everyday 10 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
Hate when this happens to me. Third broken nose this year.
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Is this true? 8 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
When you actually get this one... it is hilarious.
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Could’ve Been Worse 4 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
I get the joke, but honestly, it sounds lucky the laughing made him run away and not proceed with angry rape.
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Wait I'd like to know what's happening 11 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
They rev for other males. Fact. Now if it's honking...
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Most anticipated blowout of the year! 5 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
I went back and re-read it like that lol
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How a dog manages to get up in less than a second 5 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
That move takes me 5 minutes lol
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What's yours is mine 9 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
If I have to wash it, I get to wear it, and vice versa. But my pants won't fit you, I promise lol
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My own comb 6 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
Last year I went to donate to Toys for Tots around the holidays. They asked if we'd buy socks and underwear instead of toys because that's what was requested the most. It's not the same level as this, but it really broke my heart that the one time I was donating to something for fun, basic needs weren't being met enough for the kids to have that.
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How is this a confusing concept? 6 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
That's how I remember it.
Huge nukes destroy entirre world 8 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
Too for this I'm high
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Who else has a junk drawer 31 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
I think this transcends borders, language, religion...
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The pain of being an elder 8 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
All three of us are adults now. But only one of us has the grandkids (not me) They win.
Looks like cookies 8 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
I hoped they were cookies; sad they are not.
Anon is a soldier 10 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
This started out very sad... and ended being ridiculous. Nice save!
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Clever boy 5 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
Being outsmarted by your puppers... is adorable!
joining a multiplayer game as a girl.. 8 comments
shortiezrevnege · 6 years ago
It's not so bad now, but back in the day, that was the internet in general for me. I kept my female identity hidden lol
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