shepard530

shepard530


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Nothing surprises me anymore 9 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Just read the wikipedia on this. Good Lord, it's depressing.
Thoughts and prayers for Vlad, he really needs our support 3 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
There's a reason he's considered a national hero in Romania, rather than a villain like in the rest of the world.
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La la la la... Elbow's World 13 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Oh. I guess I figured it was part of the joke. Lol. My bad.
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La la la la... Elbow's World 13 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Why did I get downvoted?! Look in the upper right corner!
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La la la la... Elbow's World 13 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Obvious Plant
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The Legendary Chris Nikic, the first person to complete an iron man with down syndrome 6 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
It's a type of athletic competition: 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile cycling, and then a marathon to end it, all consecutively.
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I WANTS IT!!!! 10 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
The franchise you are looking for is Animorphs. Still can't believe that franchise hasn't been brought back. Diverse (mix of male and female characters, black girl, latino guy), an interracial couple, Marco is confirmed by one of the authors to be bisexual, and the character of Tobias is something of a trans parable. It was also massively popular back in the 90s.
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yum 17 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
I mean, it will hurt for a while, but the sting of some bugs can last at intensity for more than a day, with lingering pain/effects for weeks.
Sigh. This is the right answer 1 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
I'll give them a smaller tip than I would great service, but still a reasonable amount. Poor service gets a 15% tip, good service will get somewhere between 15-20, and great service will get something 20 or above.
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yum 17 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
There are, but for the most part it would only kill the very young or the very old, or if you have a bad allergic reaction to the venom. Most people would just be in serious pain for an extended period.
Uhm, Bruce .. ? 1 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Groovy.
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So my 13yr old has Tourette’s and she just sent me this I am dead lol 3 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
"You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-ships."
"Hey, Doc. I gotta buy you like, a proverb book or something. This mix and match shit's gotta go."
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Left smart evanescent Nutters 1 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
But, for real, I would gladly become a househusband if my SO made enough money to support our lifestyle. Sounds amazing. Having time to clean and organize, being able to have time to play games with no guilt for it taking away time with my SO, as they'd be at work... Glorious.
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Keep it breezy 6 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
He is the ultimate example of the phenomenon I call "Midwest Shorts Guy". Anyone living in the Midwest knows at least 1 of these guys.
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Just a group of misfits 4 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
I'm the second bird from the left, suddenly having an existential crises about what I am doing there.
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Wow. Really, Sauron really? 5 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Actually, that's kinda the whole point. The hobbits are considered entirely unimportant to every other race and people in Middle-Earth, and thus are completely underestimated. Only Gandalf saw the potential in them. It's why everyone scoffs at the idea of Frodo taking the Ring to Mordor. But Gandalf understood that their lack of ambition outside of good food, good drink, good pipeweed, and a warm hearth made them remarkably resistant to the lure of the One Ring as a people.
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I hate this 10 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Completely pointless response that adds nothing to the conversation!
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High trust vs low trust cultures 7 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Yeah, Aldi has them in the US, but that's because it's a German company. So, it's still kinda a European thing.
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A Tree of 40 Stone Fruits 8 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Lol.
"People will pay 10,000 for one testicle. That's 40,000 for a whole set.
*Beat*
"Somebody's making a killing."
Absolutely my favorite conversation in the series, and the delivery that absolutely made Garrus my favorite NPC.
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I was on the verge of tears 3 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
And this, ladies and gentleman, is why the first scripted troubleshooting step when something won't turn on is "Is it plugged in?" Lol.
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The hero they needed (Toy Story 2) 5 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
She most likely literally saved the studio. They had better have paid her a *massive* fucking bonus, lol.
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Ready to open a can of whoop ass, into a nice glass of course 1 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Gimme a hell yeah!
Someone Merged All The Beatles in Face App and The Result Looks Like The Ultimate Beatles 8 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
Looks kinda like Ben Stiller cosplaying as a Beatle.
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Don't let your dreams be dreams 6 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's an attempt to weed out "undesirable customers", aka homeless people.
This is why 2016 and 2020 was a thing... 3 comments
shepard530 · 3 years ago
"Well God, maybe you shouldn't have made a bunch of them get sick when they drink the cow milk. Just a thought."
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