weeeeeelll if its legal who am i to judge? i have a crush on my dentist and he's like 30 but still

its so awkward when i tell a joke and someone says same to me. i dont know how to respond, and im already awkward as it is...

i think its because walmart employees are immune to everything

isnt humus the layer of dirt and dead organisms over soil, like compost?

i really loved the movie!!

once this boy asked for nudes and i said no, then he says, youre such a bitch, but ??? what did i do ???

is his name china eastern airlines

im not a cat person but this is too much :')

"im going to kill you, i swear!"
"hold up babe i just need a quick bite hold that thought"

i want tofu to dick me down

this is true love. i need me a freak like this.

i want the world to end this shit is getting too much man.

i like cookies over the cream, sorry for the unpopular opinion

my fat ass thought it was a werthers original

as a canadian, i think the hockey hysteria is seasonal. right now we're focused on baseball.

WAIT YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MISSED ME

i had lost faith in funsubstance for some time. this has won me over.

okay but what's LURKING in those photons?

how about we just let celebrities run the country?

its a good point but the expiration date for ppl is normally 80 so not really...

why is he smiling you're holding a dead hamster!!!

clearly i haven't been on this site for 13 days because i didn't know this existed