wait: so you're telling me i can DO THIS

however, you dont HAVE to buy chicken

i still cannot comprehend the evilness of people like hitler. do you ever think he felt remorse?

they all look so happy aw!!!

i shower pretty quickly, depending on the weather

both

an ass like that makes me happy.

i hate when people complain about these sort of things because they never seem to understand that society is changing and with that new products are being produced. not EVERY kid is like this, it all depends on who the parents are.

what if someone showed up in a mirror costume like he did?!?

mr krabs would be a better president. he has morals.

why can't this be a regular thing? photoshoots are fun

i hate it when people say, "if you're so depressed, how come i see you smiling sometimes??"

speaking of porn... pornhub is cornhub.

well we could except... hospitals need lights.

poor girl, she must've been tripped a lot

also; whats up with the 3rd guys um... pants

its a fetish

get you a man who could do both

IS THIS REAL BECAUSE WOW