If two people from Hamburg have a kid, will he be a hamburger?

Wait...If she "literally" threw it, can you throw it figuratively ?

It's on the internet so it must be true

Or is it a toothbrush being brushed with a tiny monkey?

hi guys what are yo...*achoo* 在这里做什么

This is Patrick

nice view

Why is the black guy getting robbed? Is this one of those 'in a parallel universe' posts?

purely decorative

The cop was like: Actually i'm not even mad, that's amazing!

Or her hand is really small

Man this is bullsh...Connection lost!

He should've sung Let it Go

What would the wifi password in hell be?

As an european, it's fun watching americans fight over who's the coolest

Imagine what would've happened if he used Apple Maps

Turn it off?