My cat comes to me when he is scared. Especially during storms, but I push that fatty on the floor. No son of mine will be afraid of thunder. Man up.

Finally got in today. So far it's super fun. Sure it has glitches but I'm a freaking trainer, catching Pokemon, at my grocery store. It's so awesome.

There is no way Bellatrix wasn't putting out. That's why she was all clingy and stalkerish, she had some of that Voldermort ding dong and couldn't get enough.

Ouch.

I laugh every time.

Seriously. I did not realize this. I am a grown ass adult and I really did not know how far away the moon actually was. I feel dumb. But I also feel kinda good cuz I am still learning.

Daaaaaaaamn.

No

Heheheheheh

I have the cereal bowl. You'd be surprised how much you miss milk covered cereal. It's just not the same. I use it for chips and salsa now.

Ahhh. This is the post that brought me to FS many moons ago. I laughed so hard. And have been here everyday since. Thank you for posting.

When my brother was really little his shoe got caught in the escalator and he almost lost his foot.

We should be friends. Best friends.

Thanks for posting. I legit didn't know this was a thing to be aware of.

I get yelled at cuz I do that to him in public. Hehe

Fiancé does that to me. I know he can't help it but it infuriates me.

I would like an additional like button. One like is not enough.

I literally just watched a Blacklist episode about this. Tonight. Like 15 mins ago. Seriously. On Netflix.

I mean..... Wow.

So help me I read that as "pornography" and I looked at the picture for 5 mins trying to figure out what I was missing.

But who shaved a chimp and why???