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American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
When have I expressed anything that could be interpreted as being on the political spectrum? I’ve been talking about combat strategy.
Catch-these-hands-no-jutsu 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
@jf1984_1 I wasn’t sure if you were joking but googling that worked. His name is Khaby Lame. Thanks!
Miss Piggy had the right idea 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
He never seemed happy about it, at least in the original Muppet Show so I assumed that they weren’t actually together.
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American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
In your world that might be realistic but on Earth there’s a 99% chance they are an old man with twig sized arms, a ditzy 22 year old with a kid she didn’t mean to have and a teenager who spends 12 hours a day on Twitch.
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The gun hoarder fantasy is that the more they have the safer/stronger they are but realistically the only question is how many of the enemy you arm once you are overwhelmed.
You walk the walk, do you talk the talk? 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Animal Mother never sleeps.
Damn bro 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
When the homeless guy asked me for a couple dollars so he could get hammered my mind went a different direction than this. Who knew?
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American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
As the saying goes “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Zoom in. These are not Seal Team Six quality opponents. But, more importantly, there are only three of them. You just wait until one or two leave the house, blitz the other one(s) and wait for the other(s) to return and get them to open the gun safes. Now you can supply your entire gang.
BASED 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
The post doesn’t make sense without the context. MrBeast is a 23yo YouTube guy known for giving away crazy stuff like tipping the pizza delivery guy the house to which he delivered the pizza or opening a bank where he just gives people money.
BASED 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Not familiar with MrBeast I take it?
Miss Piggy had the right idea 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Doesn’t she also constantly sexually harass Kermit?
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Hey, that's cheating! 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
As someone who is about one inch too tall to be totally comfortable on planes I’m totally jealous. You could be tall as crap and just take them off during the flight and be comfy.
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I Wonder What's Being Streamed Though 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
This makes me twitch.
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Catch-these-hands-no-jutsu 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Does anyone know the official name of this meme format?
5'11, 7th round draft pick Julian Edelman's Superbowl LI catch 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It’s just like American football but after you tackle someone you have to apologize.
American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Why? They can only use three guns at any one time. Unless the kid on the bike jumps in be fray. Four could easily take them.
ET phone home you piece of Sh** 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Stay gold, Ponyboy, you piece of shit.
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American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Four people with one gun each would have a very good chance of taking all these guns for their friends.
5'11, 7th round draft pick Julian Edelman's Superbowl LI catch 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
@thatguyyouknow. Well, I won’t go through it all but catching the ball is usually a good thing.
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Another Car Down the Drain 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Well, well, well.
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Daily dose of history, part 13 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
And grilled tomato
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Well, that wasn't very hard at all 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
The US chain Sushi King has something called a Crazy Monkey Roll that is fried banana, crabmeat, and mayonnaise. It’s fantastic.
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Let her live her dreams 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I assume he has other plans for the cum and she feels overly entitled.
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Oh how the tides have turned 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Wut?
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Mix n’ match please 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Strawberry is closer to pink, red is cherry.
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They are the panzer elite 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s weird. They just showed up on my streaming channel. I hadn’t heard of them before last week.
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