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Love is strange 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
The latest news is that she can’t get any sleep because they shine a flashlight in her cell every 15 mins.
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What did the US expect? 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure those settlers weren’t from the US since it didn’t actually exist. Perhaps you could blame Britain, France, Spain, and Portugal.
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I need this burger skin care routine 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s a fish sandwich.
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Can’t believe this ‘debate’ has resurfaced again 11 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That girl the Lumineers wrote the song about.
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Can’t believe this ‘debate’ has resurfaced again 11 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That seems reasonable
Can’t believe this ‘debate’ has resurfaced again 11 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Classifying pedophilia as a sexual orientation instead of a paraphilia allows for more accurate research into the subject and at the same time removes its historical connection with homosexuality. Orientation is considered permanent so therapies are shifting towards resisting acting on urges instead of trying to remove the urge itself. This is progress towards preventing abuse.
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Tom hanks’ seed bank 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s why you don’t name your kid Chet.
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Well he is correct 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Except for fossil and geothermal all energy is generated from the sun. Wind is uneven heating of the earth, tidal is the same with some help from the moon, and hydroelectric is water that is redeposited upstream via evaporation and condensation.
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Ra Ra Rasputin.. You know the rest 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It’s sounds like a disco They Might Be Giants. The chorus is catchy as hell so be careful listening to it more than once or it may get stuck in your head.
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Ra Ra Rasputin.. You know the rest 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I also was alive in 1978 and I had no idea this song existed until today.
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Think he’ll strike again? 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
How is that extortion?
Had this today and everyone in the class was looking at my pants 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It makes you look like you have a HUGE boner. Good for the reputation if you know what I mean.
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Meet Willem Arondeus., a man of the people 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Dunno. Sounds kinda gay.
I fell Jesus was AK guy 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Plate mail is better AC for sure but chain mail can go on a hanger in the closet.
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As seen in south central Missouri 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Brisket is slabs of cow chest.
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My cis-pronoun is "he" but I'll accept "Your Majesty" 14 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I ask many cis persons I meet about their genitals by saying “How’s it hanging?”
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I fell Jesus was AK guy 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
You should invest in some chain mail. AC 16 is not too shabby.
My cis-pronoun is "he" but I'll accept "Your Majesty" 14 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
@purplefinch I’m pretty sure it’s the opposite.
This plant I saw 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
If anyone was wondering that is a roseroot stonecrop.
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Anon makes predictions 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Still better.
Outlook Thesaurus (a writer looking for a word) 20 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
What’s the website?
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Happy birthday! No homo 11 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Jogo do bicho (an illegal animal-based lottery game) is responsible for the strong association of the number 24 with homosexuality in Brazil. In the game, 24 is the number given to the deer (veado in Portuguese), an animal that has long been pejoratively associated with gay men.
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Both get cheese 12 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s how I used to get weed into concerts.
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gas 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
This is why men die earlier than women.
shidd 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Damn. In that case my gender is still shit.
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