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I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
And work is the only way to acquire property? You are assuming the only people vulnerable to injury are there to steal or destroy. What about a kid who decides to hop your fence as a shortcut to get a street over and triggers your trap? Is his trespassing worth death or maiming?
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
You think property is more valuable than life?
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
In the US the courts have rules that right to life is more important than property rights. Doesn’t matter if it’s a trespasser. If you dig a pit with spikes or rig a gun to go off when the door opens you will be liable for the injury and can go to prison for assault or murder or whatever.
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
You would think so but if you set a trap and it injures someone you are liable the same way as if you actively injured them.
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I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
For the record it is illegal to set traps even on your own property.
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Ouch 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Space is just a trick to sell more rocket ships.
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Extra-small luxuriant cute Albatross 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Hmm. She also likes a leash.
Extra-small luxuriant cute Albatross 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
All my cat does in the car is drool.
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Is this true? 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Let’s not gloss over making her love you by stealing her footwear and making it into an herbal dreamcatcher in your bedroom.
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Today I learned Yoda was a lie, 1979 circa 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Is that Deep Roy?
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Something about the Civil War we never learn from schoolbook 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Well since it was invented in the UK and didn’t come to the US until 1895 I can see why no one mentions it in the history of the US Civil War.
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Anon wants to start vending machine business 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Ah, amyl nitrate. That’s what Dennis Hopper was huffing in Blue Velvet.
Anon wants to start vending machine business 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
What are deinks and poppers?
1920’s magazine conversion for single shot 7 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
But what about his small children playing?
1920’s magazine conversion for single shot 7 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
30 to 50 feral hogs
What ****heads made that decision? 7 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Penis is an accurate word. Butt is slang.
feet 19 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I wouldn’t mind if someone stole her thumb drive full of nudes and leaked them.
Seize the means of reproduction 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
That’s one of the new cordless models. All the power without the inconvenience. Thing is a like a panzer tank.
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Oh no 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
She does look pretty milkable.
based 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
There is a huge difference in penalty between carjacking and kidnapping.
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Meet dr. Marijuana pepsi 8 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Marijuana is a legit Latina name though.
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Endurable parched pricier Jaguar 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
His name was Robert Paulson.
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Absolute genius 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
It sneaked up on you. Report to your nearest senior center to receive your crocs and flip phone.
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Absolute genius 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I first saw this sign in the 80s so... boomer humor.
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No one burned down your she-shed 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
If we also give up “man cave” I think we can stop.
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