Your sounding a little nit-picky, OP?

When my son was an infant he would cry and grab my hand (hard!) and pull it toward his body. I would rub him but it wouldn’t do any good but if I tried to pull my hand away he would grab it again. Turns out he wanted to be lightly scratched. As soon as I figured that out he would right asleep. Too bad it took three months.

Then Pasha shouldn’t have gotten a damned dog.

I’ve been investing for about 20 years and if you don’t know what to buy look for a mutual fund with a stable price that pays dividends in its own shares. It seems counterintuitive because you want the price to go up on investments but this is much better. Every time a dividend issues it’s recorded as a sale price of whatever the fund is trading at the time. Those dividends will compound tax-free and when you go to sell the price you sell for us basically the same as what you bought it for. That means you pay little to no taxes on the sale.

At least Bitcoin is up.

Aw. I want a snuggle monkey.

We use Base 60 every day. It’s why there are 60 seconds in a minute and 60 mins in an hour. Also 360 degrees in a circle. Not sure how many degrees that is in Celsius though.

Depends on your role in the process.

This is actually really creative bit of engineering. They can manufacture more of that head piece cheaper than they can design and manufacture a second part that just fits the horse. The size of the head means the tail would be really secure too.

Despite the text literally telling me, it took me a minute to figure out what was going on here.

A restaurant in my town had a pizza called the Bleu Balls. It was bleu cheese and bull testicle. One chick got so upset after eating it then bothering to ask what “hangar steak” was that she made the news. The best part of the coverage was footage in the kitchen. They had a container simply labeled “Balls” among the other ingredients.

ACAB!

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That’s waysist

Anyone who has watched Game of Thrones recently may experience anxiety in this child’s company.

I used to employ a hole punch to double my removable storage. That’s how old I am.

A friend of mine used to swear that the key to getting a woman to sleep with you was to have her take her shoes off when she came to your place. He had some philosophy about how women identify their shoes as a mental shield or something.