Scatmandingo

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The Hand sees all. The Hand knows all 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Pic looks like my high school girlfriend.
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Two wolfs inside you , both are gay 9 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Don’t you worry, you’re just some lacy underwear and a tuck away from being gorgeous.
Orange onerous Gnat 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Apparently after his second term was up the world was waiting to see if he was going to declare himself king or step down and let the democracy cement itself. When he stepped down it did a lot to confirm that the US was legit.
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Two wolfs inside you , both are gay 9 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I don’t think it’s an either/or statement. So if you admit to being the racist half you admit to the femboy half too. No takebacks!
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Anon wonders how Canada is dealing with serial killers on the loose 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Took me a sec then I discovered the headline in the top left. Apparently the guy at the bottom is going to “go out in a blaze of glory” after being convicted of a third murder? I assume he’s on the run.
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I could work out here 1 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Some gyms serve beer.
If someone saw me pull up in the aston martin bulldog they would think I added gull-wing 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I got this one:
If someone saw me pull up in the aston martin bulldog they would think I added gull-wing doors to the tesla cyber truck.
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Sheep invading a city in Turkey 9 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Will these protests never end?
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Why to make sure no one in IT learns who is on the lay-off list in advance 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I’d take this place over one with tightly zip-tied runs that look pretty any day.
This is why it takes 10-15 flushes (TGLNYC on IG) 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
They mention that at the bottom.
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Lays Mystery Meat Chips [Ham flavoured, probably] 19 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I got back and forth between toothpaste and orange juice Doritos and Oreo and mushroom Pringles. Both are so good.
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No victim no crime amirite brehs 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Drugs are great. I have never regretted any that I have done. I haven’t done any in a long time but might consider it again under the right circumstances.
Hong kong night life 1 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Shit is fire, yo. So lit.
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First thing I've drawn digitally since losing my right hand. (my dominant one) 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Your submissive hand seems pretty good too.
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Reminder to take frozen turkeys out today! 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
128 days seems like an unnecessarily long thaw time.
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Fishy Fun Day #57: Guessing Game Edition 15 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Gill
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Tis Better To Have Been Cucked and Lost, Than To Have Ever Simped At All 8 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Actually the term isn’t cuckery it’s cuckoldry. A cuckold is a man who wife is adulterous with or without his knowledge. Cockoldry can be a fetish when a man enjoys watching his wife with others or could just be allowed in an open relationship.
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In today’s common usage as “cuck” it means lacking the masculinity to stand up for oneself and control your own circumstance; instead taking orders without question from another even if you disagree with them. See: Bootlicker
Food 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Gravy? This isn’t Canada!
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Me and my younger self 47 years apart. First Photoshop attempt 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
He didn’t sell out. He bought in.
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It was my Vietnam 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I actually did over the phone tech support for the general public during the Windows 3.1/95 days. It was a unique time.
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Anon was blinded by the normie life and got cucked without seeing it coming 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Anon needs to bang the dude. Only way to reestablish his position.
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Brehmocrats and brehpublicans 9 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
In some ways this is correct. The “establishment” didn’t get the outcome that they have come to expect because they are used to control. It did teach them that the population is willing to go to extremes if they get too far out of our perceived best interests. I think that point has been very clearly made. However DJT is like a doctor that goes into business. It’s a doctor, they are smart in one field, they must be good at another. But they aren’t. DJT isn’t a good President. A leader confronts and handles opposition; they don’t blame it for all their woes and make themselves a victim.