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Now you mention it… 6 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 1 week ago
Newer cars no longer have dipsticks. Not because people are dumber, but because maintenance costs a ton of money.
Doctor steinbergowitz 3 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 12 weeks ago
Does that mean more milk = short dick? and more coke = more cock?
Doctor steinbergowitz 3 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 14 weeks ago
One of the reasons why experts don't like talking to journalists. In no way did the first headline say coca-cola was healthy. Also, what is a longevity expert?
Featherless owl 1 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 20 weeks ago
Behold! A man!
Useful Idiots are a social construct 2 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 27 weeks ago
honestly most newspapers aren't _good_ sources of information anymore either. I've noticed multiple bigger news papers in Germany recall former statements because they themselves had seen a tiktok or whatever and simply put that shit straight in the paper. No factchecking whatsoever. And when it comes to any subject that I might know a thing about they really show how poorly one can research a topic and get away with it nowadays...
Highs n. Lows 1 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 1 year ago
And nobody cares about the terrible new velma
The bravest vaccine receiver 1 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 1 year ago
Wow. It took me until now to realize the reason this pic got posted so much is the well endowed woman in the front -.- And not the dude in the spiderman suit
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So that's how that works. 1 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 1 year ago
As a kid I thought they were referring to Turkish honey, which is what Germans call white nougat.
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I’m ashamed of my own generation 3 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 1 year ago
This is exactly what every generation has felt like. Anytime someone tells a millennial to go eat an avocado toast oder sip a mimosa they have the same thoughts.
Wemen 1 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 1 year ago
As someone who has been in a flight simulator with not just one, but three women, I am certain women are able to fly a plane into a building.
You've heard of birthing person, now get ready for 10 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 2 years ago
Why do we keep insulting women like that?
I love democracy 3 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 2 years ago
While it's anice idea, I wouldn't recommend it. The only people who'll see this are the ones trying to dislike. And due to the high traffic coming to this video AND interacting with it (by commenting/liking a comment) it will get recommended way more
Pretty good reason for a war 1 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
And then there's avon river (river river) and other tautological place names xD
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I found out yesterday 4 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
Whoop whoop Congrats to y'all!
What a rush 1 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
Where's the pic from?
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"my good b*tch" is the cutest insult I've heard today 5 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
By that standard it would seem as if the Doth was offended as well. And so am I.
We drink what we like, and we like death! 3 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
honestly the only reason I don't like this company is because they have to ship alpine (austrian) water all the way to the states, and you can't even get it in europe...
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Has this been done before 2 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
Just in case you are unaware: a LOT of folks had their teeth professionally done. Especially on social media, but also in "real life". And you can get your teeth whitened, or coated in a white layer, if you have cracks in the enamel or just an unsightly stain (I don't know the proper terminology). fake teeth are also way more common than you'd think, in younger people than one would guess.
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Wait.. Females exist? 4 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
no idea what happened here o.0
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Wait.. Females exist? 4 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
yeah... I guess we should keep in mind that most people aren't like the extremes that are portrayed on tw!tter or 9g4g...
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Wait.. Females exist? 4 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
yeah... I guess we should keep in mind that most people aren't like the extremes that are portrayed on twitter or where...
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Fun facts about german, Pt. VII. 7 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
We're everywhere xD
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More specifically, for the Irish 3 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
the full article is on the irish times website: "Harry and Meghan: The union of two great houses, the Windsors and the Celebrities, is complete"
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He couldn’t resist sharing his love of the culinary arts 7 comments
sarkasmuszwerg · 3 years ago
are his vids still up?